“It’s the end of the world as we know it… And I (still) feel fine.”

It’s Vice President Kamala Harris vs. President Donald Trump in the Ultimate Showcase Showdown: The 2024 US Presidential Election.

Can you believe it’s been four (?!) got-damned years since we last did this together at the Rio Theatre? And eight years

TRUTH: Neither can we. Remember all those pantsuits? The onslaught of aviators? Le grande sigh… Seems quaint now, n’est-ce pas?

Now, on Tuesday, November 5, you could stay home and curled up on the floor, fetal-like, as you listen to the news and rock yourself back and forth whimpering, “Khaaaaaan!” to no one in particular.

But sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came…

You can drown your sorrows* with us, host Charlie Demers, our big screen, a comprehensive yet unassuming bar, hot buttery popcorn, and all your favourites from the gang over at CNN (… And maybe BBC, NBC, etc.)

*But chances are, they’ll learn to swim. If they haven’t already.

Tuesday, November 5
5:00 pm

Reserve your spot HERE for the low, low price of just $5.

*Viewer discretion is advised.  This could get U.G.L.Y.

*Minors OK Must be 19+ w/ID for bar service.
*Unless otherwise noted, tickets are available for purchase at the box office on the day of the show prior to showtime (subject to availability).
*Our box office is typically open 30 minutes before showtime.
*Please arrive 20-30 minutes prior to showtime to locate your seats, and have time for snacks and drinks at concession. (We have a small lobby, and coming early helps us to avoid long lines and bottle-necking.)

*All Rio Theatre tickets are final sale. No refunds or exchanges.