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Bike Smut 9: Science Friction

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction

It’s that time again Vancouver. The rolling erotic bicycle film festival is COMING to town. It’s been 2 years and I know you want your bike porn.

This is the 9th and FINAL touring program of erotic, bikesexual films! This is the only time you will get to see Bike Smut in Vancouver… in fact, this likely is the LAST SCREENING IN CANADA – EVER!

Doors 6 pm/ Show 7pm
Tickets $12 advance HERE/ $15 at the door
No one turned away for lack of funds


*Proceeds from the show will be donated to local community bike shops and to the #SavetheRio campaign

ADULTS ONLY! All attendees must be 19+ with ID

No Groupons or passes accepted for this event, sorry!

Live performances and bonus surprises to end the night. Costumes and frivolous engagement are rewarded!

This year’s theme is “Science Friction.” The submissions cover a vast array of science fiction-based porn: interracial alien orgies, power-tool wielding lesbians, Mexican post-porn saddle squirting, polybikesexual queer trans babes armed with dildo flamethrowers, hunting for a mate in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and time traveling sex missionaries!

Films are radical DIY bike loving woman centered man centered trans queer gay bikesexuals under-presented sexy movies. Past contributors include Gus Van Sant, Lyric Seal, Courtney Trouble, Madison Young, Tinto Brass, Pandora Blake, and many more rad, sex-positive filmmakers! This years submissions are from Denver, Montreal, San Pablo, Mexico City, Amsterdam, Guadalajara, Berlin, and Baja!

ONE NIGHT ONLY. It’s your only chance to see these films as they are only screened to a live audience, no internet, no DVD.

** Plus LIVE performances**

 

#SaveTheRio Come out and support your local creative community.

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This synthesis of transportation and sexuality is everything you could imagine it to be: creative, ethical, aware, explicit, tantalizing, candid, and silly! Since its inception, Bike Smut: Bike Porn has toured North America 18 times, and in the summer of 2011 the project completed its first European excursion, playing 63 shows in 21 countries, from Scotland to Turkey. The winter of 2012 took Bike Smut on their first around Mexico. The first time Bike Smut played at The Rio Theatre was for Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express. Our curator, Reverend Phil completed a bike tour from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico, showing porn all the way. After 6 months of bike touring across Europe and another month down the West Coast he returned to The Rio with Bike Smut 8: Come Again. Reverend Phil has mostly retired from the life of a perpetual touring pornographer. Bike Smut has been enshrined in the world’s largest sex museum, Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum Las Vegas, where Reverend Phil is the Resident Artist. He helped build the two-story sex-bike which sits as the centerpiece of the museum.

This is the final touring program for Bike Smut. The only way to see it is to attend a screening and experience it with others.

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WTF??? WHY IS BIKE SMUT ENDING?!?!?!?

After 9 years of inspiring human-powered, sex-positive cinema Bike Smut is ready to change gears. We have never made DVDs or sell the movies online; the only way to see Bike Smut is when it plays live for an audience. This keeps our filmmakers safe and builds a community atmosphere and creates an opportunity for discussion within each community about important issues surrounding mobility and sexuality.

We never expected Bike Smut would have come this far. 500+ screenings in 25 counties. We don’t want it to stop but change is inevitable. Traveling the world satisfying bikesexuals has provided immense joy and liberation; meanwhile our being transient for a decade has its price. We can’t physically be in all places we want all at once. This brings us to ask; how do we…

– set the stage for exuberant performances
– maintain artists anonymity
– provide a safe space to challenge taboos
– maintain the integrity of our ideas

… without being present? These are difficult challenges even when we are present in your towns working with local activists.

Our patriarchal, capitalist system demands growth or death. We prefer revolution. The future of Bike Smut is still unknown. Help us write the next chapter.

Share your vision for what the bikesexual future holds.

——– Bike Smut 9: Science Friction ———

Bike Smut’s final tour across North America!
www.BikeSmut.com
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/search/label/Science%20Friction
https://www.facebook.com/BikePornFilms/
http://bikesmut.tumblr.com
@BikeSmut on Twitter

After 9 years it feels great to go out with a bang

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