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The Geekenders Presents A Nude Hope: A Sci-Fi Burlesque Adventure

The Geekenders Presents A Nude Hope: A Sci-Fi Burlesque Adventure

“Been looking for love in Alderaan places?”

We invite you to join us a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away with acclaimed fandom theatre troupe Geekenders, who are concentrating their usual pop culture theatre, comedy and burlesque into a glittering, playfully sensual two-act reboot of a sci-fi classic with an out-of-this world, re-vamped re-boot of their smash hit production A NUDE HOPE: A SCI-FI BURLESQUE ADVENTURE. *Audience costumes welcome and very much encouraged!

Friday, March 23
Doors 7:00 pm | Show 8:00 pm
Advance tickets $25 HERE | $30 at the door

Saturday, March 24
Doors 7:00 pm | Show 8:00 pm
Advance tickets $25 HERE | $30 at the door

*Must be 18+ w/ID for entry. Must be 19+ w/ID for bar service. Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.
(BUY YOUR TICKETS SOON! The original production of this show saw 2,000 audience members in four days, with hundreds turned away at the door.)

Featuring a cast of seventeen of Geekenders‘ all-star nerdlesque performers, the event and theatre troupe is pulling out all the stops to ensure a memorable, sexy, nerd-herding night for geeks of all types. Geekenders brings back the first instalment of their epic burlesque adventure trilogy, as seen on Chris Hardwick’s @midnight, with a Vegas-style spectacular that combines striptease, comedy, dance, showgirls, vaudeville, nostalgia, and space.

Starring:
Draco Muff-Boi as Luke Skywalker
Veronica Vamp as Darth Vader
Jayne Fondue as Princess Leia Organa
Stephen Blakley as Han Solo
Trixie Hobbitses as Chewbacca
Jared Arthur as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Grand Johnson as C3PO
Kitty Glitter as R2D2
Rocket Sauce as Grand Moff Tarkin

With the Storm Troopers:
Miss Bacon N. Legs
Ginger Femmecat
Jessica Grab-It

Featuring:
Tyler Bourbon
Bella De Colletage
Cruella De Vine

Here’s what the media has had to say about other Geekenders spectaculars:

“With the use of huge puppets, beautiful human x-wings and tie fighters, and explosions of confetti, this was both mind-blowing and epic. I am waiting impatiently for the return of fabulous dancing and singing, more (and better than our) puns, and tons of nostalgia and fandom with a cast that includes sexy appearances from Chewbacca, Darth, Han, R2D2, Luke, and many more, all crafting an impressive two-act adaptation of this classic cinematic masterpiece.” (Living Myth Magazine on “A Nude Hope”)

“From a not so scary Darth Vader, to a yummy Lando Calrissian, a swaggering braggadocio Han and independent Leia, athletic Yoda, a Justin Bieber Luke Skywalker to the awesomely cute pair of a rollerblading R2D2 and C3PO, and oh those Stormtroopers troops, this is a Star Wars cos-player’s fantasy dream.” (Live Vancouver on “The Empire Strips Back”)

“Not only did The Wizard of Bras provide a rousing burlesque show, but through the use of innuendo, satire, and social commentary, Geekenders delivered a unique performance that appeals to a range of audiences.” (The Peak)

“Empire Strips Back is an ambitious, riotous, scandalous production that shows just how powerful a small group of dedicated people can be.” (Living Myth Magazine on “The Empire Strips Back”)

Disclaimer: This is a parody production. We are in no way associated with Lucasfilm or Disney.

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