Paul Anthony’s Talent Time presents THE TRUTH CONVENTION. The government is lying to you about everything but we have uncovered the TRUTH and we’re ready to share it with you! It won’t be easy to hear but deep down you know something doesn’t feel right, RIGHT??
Learn the truth about crop circles, bagel holes, global warming, dial tones, iKandee‘s mysterious disappearance, and so much more.
Thursday, March 5
Doors 7:15 pm | Show 8:00 pm
Advance tickets $12 HERE | $14 at the door
*Minors welcome! (Language warning.)
**Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.
✔ FLAT EARTH: THE BAND, THE MESSAGE!
They just released what they claim to be “The flattest record ever made” with songs like “Don’t give to charities” “The moon is real” (a real f’n scam) and more.
✔ SONG & DANCE: CAPRI EVERITT!
6 and a half years ago when she was only 9, Capri sang opera on our old show at the Biltmore. Since then she has received a Guinness World Record and the Huffington Post named her “one of 16 girls who changed the world”. Obviously all because of us. She returns with her backup dancers to sing her new song “Girl Stand Up” which was produced and co-written by Kuya Productions (Christina Aguilera, Alessia Cara, Little Mix). Her mission is to empower girls and youth around the world to stay true to themselves.
✔ REAL COMEDIANS!
✔ REAL CONSPIRACIES!
✔ REAL SCIENTISTS?
✔ CO-HOST Ryan Beil!
✔ HOUSE BAND led by Kristy-Lee Audette!
✔ YOUR CHANCE TO WIN $100
* PREVIOUS SEASON NOW STREAMING ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO * GIVE IT A WATCH *
“Talent Time is the most innovative, raucus, totally silly and inspired show I have seen in years. Watching it is like freebasing sheer fun!”
(Matthew Hays, Globe & Mail/CBC Arts Online)
“A cult phenomenon that’s been flying under the radar…since 2008. A true comedy original. Talent Time defies genre. You have to experience it to truly appreciate it.” (Guy MacPherson, The Georgia Straight)
Big thanks to our sponsors & supporters:
Novus TV, CRAFT Academy Salon, Bandidas Taqueria, Fritzworks Printing Services, The Rockshop, Island Mining and our newest community sponsor Harbourside Tattoo & Co! Event photos by lindsaysdiet.com
This event takes place on the traditional, unceded, occupied territories of the Coast Salish peoples: the mi ce:p kʷətxʷiləm (Tsleil-Waututh), Skwxwú7mesh Úxwumixw (Squamish), and xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam) nations.