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Seinfeld Burlesque

Seinfeld Burlesque

The cat –mrrreeeooowww– is out of the bag! Worlds are colliding in the best way, with Seinfeld Burlesque! Enjoy a hilarious, bizarro night of dance performances (and partial nudity) with your favourite characters from the TV show.

We just blew your mind!

This is more than just Elaine’s dry heave set to music. Jerry gets dirty, George lets loose and Kramer well, yada, yada, yada. More plot twists too hot for TV! Bring your schmoopie, or your friends and find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular. Giddyup!

Friday, November 16
Doors at 7:00 PM | Show at 8:00 PM
Tickets $20 advance HERE | $25 at door

*Must be 19+ w/ID for entry and bar service.
*Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.


Clare Voyeur as Jerry
Kitty Glitter as George
Dolly Dynamite as Elaine
Trés Zukko as Kramer
Dandy Dulcinea, Rocket Sauce, Glory S. Gamms and Whatsurname as “special guests.”

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