“America, fv@k yeah!”

Join us at the Rio Theatre for our very first Friday Late Night Movie of the year on January 6, 2023, when we’ll be toasting (or roasting?) our Murikkan friends south of the 49th with a screening of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE.

From the brilliant minds of Trey Parler and Matt Stone (co-creators of TV’s “South Park”) comes a hilarious, puppet-filled story starring  North Korean ruler Kim Jong-il (Parker), who has orchestrates a global terrorist plot (shocker!).  Naturally, it’s up to the heavily-armed marionettes of the highly specialized “Team America” unit to stop his dastardly scheme. The group, which includes the thespian-averse technology expert Chris (Stone), not only has to face off against Jong-il, but they must also contend with F.A.G., the Film Actors Guild, a cadre of Hollywood liberals at odds with Team America’s “policing the world” tactics.

“Trey and Stone’s gleefully vicious, staggeringly non-PC attacks on America’s right, left and center makes Team America an utterly outrageous delight.” (The List)

“Outrageously, gut-bustingly hilarious.” (Rolling Stone Magazine)

Friday, January 6
Doors 11:00 pm | Movie 11:30 pm *Start time subject to change. Please arrive on time.
Advance tickets HERE

*Minors permitted. Must be 19+ w/ID for bar service. Rio Theatre Groupons and passes OK for any single film screening only. Please redeem at the box office.
*Advance ticket sales end an hour before showtime; unless otherwise noted tickets are available for purchase at the door.
*If you are looking to redeem your tickets to either a canceled Rio Theatre screening or a Rio Theatre gift certificate, please email <[email protected]> with info including your name, canceled receipt number, gift certificate info, what you are wanting to see and when, and we can make the switch for you in advance. Alternately, you can bring this information with you to the venue, and we will do our best to help you at the box office. 

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE (Trey Parker, 2004 / 98 mins / 14A) Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.