Dan Savage’s Hump Festival! Tour 2017
Dan Savage’s Hump! Film Festival returns to The Rio for 6 saucy screenings, September 14th, 15th and 16th: 2 screenings a night!
Thu, Sep 14 at 7pm
Thu, Sep 14 at 9:30pm
Fri, Sep 15 at 7pm
Fri, Sep 15 at 9:30pm
Sat, Sep 16 at 7pm
Sat, Sep 16 at 9:30pm
+19 with 2 pieces of ID for admission
Passes and Groupons are not accepted for this screening
**Doors open an hour before the show, please arrive early for good seats!
It’s the Sexiest, Funnest, Most Creative Dirty Movie Fest in the World… HUMP!
The HUMP! Film Festival has been bringing audiences a new kind of porn since 2005. The festival features short dirty movies—each less than five minutes—all created by people who aren’t porn stars but want to be one for a weekend. The filmmakers and stars show us what they think is hot and sexy, creative and kinky, their ultimate turn-ons and their craziest fantasies. Our carefully curated program is a cornucopia of body types, shapes, ages, colors, sexualities, genders, kinks, and fetishes—all united by a shared spirit of sex-positivity. HUMP! is a celebration of creative sexual expression. You will see films at HUMP! that shock you. You will see films at HUMP! that make you laugh. And you will see films at HUMP! that turn you on. You will also be touched by the sincerity and vulnerability with which these films are lovingly made. HUMP!’s main mission is to change the way America sees—and makes and shares—porn.About HUMP!
The HUMP! Film Festival has been bringing audiences a new kind of porn since 2005. The festival features short dirty movies—each less than five minutes—all created by people who aren’t porn stars but want to be one for a weekend. The filmmakers and stars show us what they think is hot and sexy, creative and kinky, their ultimate turn-ons and their craziest fantasies. Our carefully curated program is a cornucopia of body types, shapes, ages, colors, sexualities, genders, kinks, and fetishes—all united by a shared spirit of sex-positivity. HUMP! is a celebration of creative sexual expression. You will see films at HUMP! that shock you. You will see films at HUMP! that make you laugh. And you will see films at HUMP! that turn you on. You will also be touched by the sincerity and vulnerability with which these films are lovingly made. HUMP!’s main mission is to change the way America sees—and makes and shares—porn.
HUMP 2017 Films
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The Forbidden Tango
It takes two to tango—and these sexy boys really love to dance. Cleanup on aisle dance floor!
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Fuck on the Mount – Winner: Best Sex
An adventurous couple shows off their acroyoga and oral skills in front of some gorgeous scenery. Destination fucking—our new favorite sport!
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You’ve Got Tail
A mail carrier gets bit by the puppy-play bug when he discovers a house full of sexy, submissive doggies and their master. We’ve never seen such a creative Kong substitute!
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Birthday Boss – Winner: Best Humor
Workplace power dynamics can be hot, as proven by this hilarious phone sex session!
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Camping Trip
Pitch your tent and give that air mattress a good blow, because we’re going camping! This film goes from bromance to Brokeback real quick—and who needs lube when you have sunscreen?
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Art Primo and the Rainbow Dildo
Sometimes all need to get off is a sexy belly dancing outfit, some quality camera gear, and a giant rainbow dildo…
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Correspondence
This kinky couple’s video diary—filmed over the course of a year—will have you believing in soul mates: one person can be the person you want to pee on, the person who wants to watch you pee on yourself, and the person who wants to fuck you senseless in a field before going home to masturbate onto some pomegranate peels. True love is real!
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Cock-A-Pult
We could play with this contraption all day. GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!
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I’m Not Poly But My Boyfriends Are – Winner: Best In Show!
Sex-positivity doesn’t come easily for everyone. But it’s never too late to embrace who you are and what you want! That’s what the star of this film has learned—as have all of her boyfriends!
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The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife
A dreamy octopus takes liberties with a lonely woman. A beautiful animated romp and tentacle porn’s first appearance at HUMP!
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Toys, Trans, and Training
Two transwomen give us a lesson in ass-eating, blowjobs, rim seats, and scorching hot sex…
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A Pervert’s Guide to Avoiding Loneliness
Remember your college friend who would pick up a guitar at every party? Well, he got himself an accordion—and a jock strap—and now he’s gonna sing us a song about how his long list of kinks have complicated his love life…
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It’s Fucking Complicated – Runner Up: Best Humor
Communication is key, and for this straight couple, the laundry list of “things I’m really into” is longer than usual. But once they get it all out in the open, they’re #1 at doing sex!
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The Little Merman
A sexy merman rescues the man who could be the love of his life—but to be with the man of his dreams our merman is going to need two legs and something big in between them. A fairytale for the ages.
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Summer Fuckation – Runner Up: Best Sex
What did you do last summer? This hot straight sporty couple fucked at Burning Man, climbed some rocks and fucked on top of those, they even fucked in the sky. Their sex conquers all summer activities and it’s hot as hell!
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Boat Daddy
Two gorgeous gay seamen do a lot more than sailing. A vintage feel paired with a classic fuck.
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Playing Scrabble – Winner: Best Kink
A demure board game night turns into a wild orgy featuring clowns, fisting, whipping, screaming, and a bodily fluid we haven’t seen at HUMP! before. Consider yourself warned…
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Fucking Boring – Winner: Jury Award
BDSM and three-ways are great way to avoid boring sex—but basic can be sexy too. Bring on the Netflix, tea candles, and cuddles. But don’t forget to feed your gimp before you go to Bed Bath and Beyond!
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Breakfast in Bed – Runner Up: Best Kink
What’s a boy to do after some hot early morning sex? Make his man something equally hot for breakfast…
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Sock Puppet
An adorable musical number featuring sock puppets, xylophones, and intergenerational fist fucking!
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Savage Kingdom
Observe the elusive wild gimp in its natural habitat. Highly educational!
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Sexucation: Just Jizz
An infomercial for an alternative cure-all. You’ll want to order a case of Just Jizz after you watch!