Save the date…. 

Helvetica Productions is once again proud to present Tits the Season! at the Rio Theatre on Saturday, December 13!

Proving that there’s no business like snow business, Helvetica Productions is back with a fifth installment of Vancouver’s naughtiest and nicest new holiday tradition: Tits the Season! With this year’s headliner, KING MOLASSES!

Come make a holidate and join the naughty list with this over-the-top festive extravaganza featuring drag, burlesque, circus, and variety performers from Vancouver and beyond.

This holiday spectacular is sure to keep you Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree and warmer than a cup of mulled wine! So, meet us under the mistletoe. Yule definitely be entertained!

Saturday, December 13
Cast List, details, and ticketing info coming soon!

About Helvetica Productions:

With more than a decade of experience under her G-String, Ariel Helvetica is everyone’s type. She has boldly crossed the globe (and uncrossed her legs) in some of the top burlesque shows across Europe, Canada, and the USA. With her unique blend of glamour, cheese, and stratospheric high-kicks, this purveyor of Tits and Teeth has received many accolades, including performing twice at the Burlesque Hall of Fame, as well as being named one of 21st Century Burlesque Magazine’s Most Influential Performers.

Underlining her performance bonafides, Ariel is also the Assistant Director of the Vancouver Burlesque Company, and in late 2021 she combined her burlesque prowess and showbiz moxie to create Helvetica Productions, which debuted with two sold-out shows of the holiday smash Tits the Season.

*Must be 19+ w/ID for entry.
*Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes n/a for this event.
*Unless otherwise noted, tickets are available for purchase at the box office prior to showtime on the day of the show (subject to availability).
*Our box office is typically open 30 minutes before showtime.
*Please arrive at least 20-30 minutes prior to showtime to ensure time to locate and get snacks at concession. (We have a small lobby and coming early helps us avoid bottle-necking!)
*All Rio Theatre tickets are final sale. No refunds, no exchanges, no transfers.