Seinfeld Burlesque

Yada, yada, yada.

The cat –mrrreeeooowww– is out of the bag! Worlds collide in the best way, with Clare Voyeur Presents – Seinfeld Burlesque! This hit show is back for another run and it’s better than ever! Enjoy a hilarious, bizarro night of dance performances (and partial nudity) from more of your favorite characters from the TV show.

We just blew your mind!

This is more than just Elaine’s full-body dry heave set to music. Jerry gets dirty, George lets loose and Kramer well, yada, yada, yada. More plot twists too hot for TV! Bring your schmoopie, or your friends, and find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.

Saturday, June 25
Doors at 8:00 PM | Show at 9:00 PM *Sharp. Please arrive on time.

Advance Early Bird Tickets $25 (GA) HERE (Limited Number Available!)
General Admission Tickets $30 HERE | $35 at the door
VIP Experience (Goodie bags, reserved seating, cast photo ops!) $50 HERE

*Must be 19+ w/ID for entry. Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.


Clare Voyeur as Jerry
Dolly Dynamite as Elaine
Kitty Glitter as George
Trés Zukko as Kramer

Also featuring
Arabella Boop
Carl Leathers
Clara Can Can
Ginger Femmecat

and Lady Blanche Bouvier as your favourite guest characters!

These tickets will sell out faster than the sponge! Giddyup! 


About The Rio

Voted the #1 Independent Theatre in Vancouver, the Rio Theatre is a multimedia venue featuring arthouse, mainstream and cult-classic cinemas as well as live entertainment. Built in 1938, the Rio has been fully restored with a state of the art digital projector, surround sound, a huge stage and 420 luxurious seats.

1660 East Broadway, Vancouver, BC

Phone: 604.879.3456

Info Line: 604.878.3456

Email: [email protected]

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