A Burlesque Show About Nothing
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The cat –mrrreeeooowww– is out of the bag! Worlds collide in the best way, with Clare Voyeur Presents “A Burlesque Show About Nothing.” This Seinfeld burlesque parody show is the hilarious, bizarro night of dance performances (and partial nudity) that you never knew you needed, featuring even more of your favorite characters from the TV show.
We just blew your mind!
This is more than just Elaine’s full-body dry heave set to music. Jerry gets dirty, George lets loose and Kramer well, yada, yada, yada. More plot twists too hot for TV! Bring your schmoopie, or your friends, and find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.
These tickets will sell out faster than the sponge! Giddyup!!
Saturday, September 7
Doors at 8:00 pm | Show at 9:00 pm *Start time subject to change. Please arrive on time.
General Admission Tickets (Main Floor Assigned / GA Balcony) $30 + s/c HERE | $35 at the door
VIP Experience (Priority seating rows 1-6) $50 + s/c HERE | $55 at the door
Featuring:
Clare Voyeur as Jerry
Dolly Dynamite as Elaine
Ryan Goshling as George
Dandy as Kramer
Clara Can Can and Velvet Cream as your favourite guest characters!
Please note: This is a parody production. “A Burlesque Show About Nothing” is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with its creators, affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.
*Must be 19+ w/ID for entry and bar service.
*Sorry, Rio Theatre Groupons and passes n/a for this event.
*Online ticket sales end an hour before showtime. Unless otherwise noted, tickets can also be purchased at the box office prior to showtime.
*We encourage guests to arrive at least 30-45 minutes prior to showtime to ensure great seats – and time for treats at concession!
*All Rio Theatre tickets are final sale.