Come see folks who wrote jokes for Netflix’s latest season of Mystery Science Theater 3000 provide live, hilarious commentary for one of the most gloriously ripe slices of mid-80’s fromage you will ever encounter – Andy Sidaris‘ Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Let The Gentlemen Hecklers provide you with their unique brand of live, hilarious commentary – for the best cheesy movies! Eric Fell, Patrick Maliha, and Shaun Stewart are Vancouver’s masters of movie riffing, making so-bad-they’re-good movies even better by talking you through them.
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII has earned its rank as one of the prime examples of B-moviedom; it’s chock-full of over-the-top absurdity, violence, high-larious dialogue and one of the greatest collection of Playboy bunnies ever assembled outside of Hugh Heffner’s grotto. After two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island, and Donna (Dona Speir – Miss March, 1984) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton – Miss July, 1985) two operatives for “The Agency” (Molokai Cargo) – accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by a contaminated snake made deadly by toxic cancer-infested rats! Also starring Player‘s (“Baby Come Back”) Ron Moss (TV’s “The Bold and the Beautiful“), Cynthia Brimhall (Miss October, 1985), and Patty Duffek (Miss May, 1984).
Wednesday, April 11
Doors 9:00 pm | Movie 9:30 pm
Advance tickets $12 HERE | $14 at the door
*Must be 16+ w/ ID for entry. Must be 19+ w/ID for bar service and main floor seating.
**Sorry, Groupons and passes not accepted for this event.
Promotional consideration by the fine folks at The Stormcrow Alliance. www.stormcrow.com
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII (Andy Sidaris, 1987 / 18A) In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python.